Too funny not to share. My 0630 client, neighbor Bob, was telling me about his first boyfriend and how they were together for ten years and how he was a mens hair stylist. He wraps up the sentence with ". . . and you would have loved John. He would have taken that hair of yours and made you look great." Uh, alright. Thanks Bob! And this was after 5 or 6 women and a few dudes commented on my hair two weekends ago. What I have come to figure is that after a conscious decision to save money and not go to Luigi's for a haircut, it became clear that my face needs so much help that summertime shaggy blond hair has at last raised interest from fairer sources. Two years ago i made a joke to the Diesel Doc that with ripped abs, blue eyes, and blond hair, i was ready for my own reality TV show. He fired back with something like 'well you are not that handsome, you simply have an interesting face'. Denied! I had no comeback. So it appears that all the hatred of my appearance i harbored when i was a teen is valid. Screw you guys, i'm going home! Wait, i'm already home. Screw you guys i'm going to match dot com, where i'll get 50 winks and ten emails a day. Bastards.
In an unrelated story, the Durango Herald ran a nice online piece about my friends in CO. No, i am not a Master RKC, it was a misquote. But a neat article.
Sparkles, professional male model
Cast your vote here: Handsome or interesting looking?
Sparkles?! LMAO. I will cast my vote for the hair - cut it off!
ReplyDeleteThat pic was from 2006. Today, it looks like it does in the picture above. And if you can tell me where the sparkles quote comes from, i'll buy you an ice water. Before I go to the Tactical Athlete Instructor Course in KNoxville, June 27th, it is coming off!!!!!!!!! Jack Bauer style. . ..
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